Is it me or do you boys enjoy being stinky and smelly? You would never see a girl, not shower for two days while on their fall break. And when he did, I swear he put on dirty clothes. Really!

And has anyone ever tried to clean their sports pants. The boy, I’m pretty sure, slides on purpose just to get dirty. Grass stains are not my friend but you would never know it with the way he plays.

Let’s talk about the most smelly part of their body, the feet. As we were driving home from his last baseball game, an unimaginable smell began to permeate through the car. Naturally, I initially questioned daddy. But as a certain boy giggled in the back, it became obvious that the boy’s cleats were off. Whooo Nelly, those things stink

And what mad man, came up with the idea of white pants and hats. To a boy, that screams of how best to dirty them. And trust me, there are stains on both that are not recognizable. Is that pizza?

Alas, the boy has been forced to take a shower because we are headed out in a bit. And I know those are clean clothes. Now, if we can just get him to keep his shoes on.