So, we’ve been definitely trying to keep busy in order not to think of the little one. On Friday, he goes in for his MRI. Unfortunately, it then takes several weeks to get the results. Crazy huh.
In the meantime, I played hooky on Tuesday and rode with Mike as he golfed. And while we rode through the course on a hot, humid day, a few thoughts came to mind:
1. Riding carts should be mandatory.
2. Clothing optional—I kid
3. Golf should be 14 holes and not 18.
4. Why am I SO hungry after golfing even when I don’t play.
5. Old men in tight shorts and shirts should be banned
6. 4 to 5 mulligans should be allowed per round.
7. Is it REALLY necessary to keep score?
8. Finders keepers with lost balls
9. No one should question the perfect placement of my ball in the middle of the fairway
10. Putts within 2 feet should be gimmes.
11. Cheat when you can’t find your ball—I found it, it’s over here on the fairway.
12. And finally, what crazy man invited this game!
